usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

Holy shit im old. People dont look like their ages.

Andddd alcohol makes me happy. Oh boy.

toyghost:

I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED

I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE