it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
Holy shit im old. People dont look like their ages.
Andddd alcohol makes me happy. Oh boy.
I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED
I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE